Here I ironically post the tropical Christmas novel after it’s finally snowed. I now know what it’s like spending Christmas in LA (no snow) and it blows. Anyways, I’ve been a fan of Christopher Moore for a loooooong time. His vampire series is one of my first favorites and it has wonderful characters I still … Continue reading
Christmas and homicide go together like coffee and pumpkin pie. There’s something so enthralling about a woman being strangled with tinsel and a man being impaled by an icicle with melodic carols softly playing in the background. This little beaut is the novelization for the 1972 movie, which features the murderous holiday segment ‘And All … Continue reading
You didn’t think I forgot about vampires, did you? There’s a shit ton of awesome vamp novels and series out there but the most pivotal (and most responsible for the sexy, tragic vampires we love today) series is The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice. I’m nowhere near completed but I can’t deny that it’s an … Continue reading
“Flying monkeys exist in literature, Nate. Horror writers who get laid exist in literature.” If you ever wondered what happened to Mystery Inc. after college, this novel sums it up perfectly with addiction problems, Planet Terror antics, and local legends that turn out to be terrifyingly true. Continue reading
Teen girl horror in all its glory, with hints of William Blatty, accurately sum up the furiously popular novel by Danielle Vega, The Merciless. If you’re interested in a quick, fun, and entertaining read, pick up this cute pink and pentagram-ed book filled with bottomless wine bottles, cat fights, and Satan. Continue reading
