Love Bites: Awesome Valentine’s Day Gifts for Your Horror Fan
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Love Bites: Awesome Valentine’s Day Gifts for Your Horror Fan

Because not all florists carry black roses. Because Walmart doesn’t have chocolate eyeballs in stock all year ’round. Because your girlfriend hates pink and purple and white and every-color-that-isn’t pitch black or darker. Because saying “I love you” isn’t as strong as saying “I love you more than Jason loves killing teenagers.” I’m easily pleased … Continue reading

Anti-Valentine’s Day Movies to Watch With Your Lover
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Anti-Valentine’s Day Movies to Watch With Your Lover

Admit it. There’s a part of you that absolutely loathes the commercialized, candy coated, overpriced, and overstuffed holiday of Valentine’s Day. Did you think I was talking about Christmas? Almost, except for Valentine’s Day, you have to buy ONE PERFECT GIFT for your SIGNIFICANT other. If you’re single, you and your wallet have lucked out. … Continue reading