Because not all florists carry black roses. Because Walmart doesn’t have chocolate eyeballs in stock all year ’round. Because your girlfriend hates pink and purple and white and every-color-that-isn’t pitch black or darker. Because saying “I love you” isn’t as strong as saying “I love you more than Jason loves killing teenagers.” I’m easily pleased … Continue reading
Admit it. There’s a part of you that absolutely loathes the commercialized, candy coated, overpriced, and overstuffed holiday of Valentine’s Day. Did you think I was talking about Christmas? Almost, except for Valentine’s Day, you have to buy ONE PERFECT GIFT for your SIGNIFICANT other. If you’re single, you and your wallet have lucked out. … Continue reading
Red hearts, pink candies, bloody movies. It’s Valentine’s week! Oh, I do love the splashes of color for V-Day. Stuffed animals and roses aren’t all that bad, right? As long as there’s wine in that stuffed animal…anyways. This holiday is my only excuse to focus on the mushy aspect of gore filled flicks, so bear … Continue reading
