Featured by popular demand, the screwiest, most disgusting Christmas story you’ll lay eyes upon is here. The Human Santapede is satirical and fully self-aware of how silly it all is. One reviewer compared this reading experience to watching Scary Movie- you have to have a sense of humor for that kind of blatantly dumb, slightly clever comedy. This is another evil Santa schtick and it has all other kinds of things that’ll poison your memories of holiday joy. If you love extreme/gross/bizzaro horror and mashups, this is your bag of toys to plunder. It’s bonkers, ri-dick, and stupidly funny. Scrooges need not apply (16/25).